tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post2191560504325700875..comments2023-10-11T09:05:49.413+01:00Comments on BRIAN Ο ΒΡΕΤΑΝΟΣ: House ArrestBrian o vretanoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-78641272513435061692008-03-14T08:17:00.000+00:002008-03-14T08:17:00.000+00:00Chris:Thankyou. I'll go shopping this evening to g...Chris:<BR/><BR/>Thankyou. I'll go shopping this evening to get plenty of supplies in. This is the sort of time that a freezer comes in handy, along with the stashes of green beans that I was saving for World War III, or a similar crisis.<BR/><BR/>I wasn't going to reply so that you really could be last, but didn't want to seem rude.Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-42073935539735309912008-03-14T02:50:00.000+00:002008-03-14T02:50:00.000+00:00LAST!!! WHOO HOO!Yeah, I have talent ;-)And I hope...LAST!!! WHOO HOO!<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I have talent ;-)<BR/><BR/>And I hope that you eventually get out of your house. And that you have enough food in case you don't get to leave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-41564860892424397972008-03-13T19:29:00.000+00:002008-03-13T19:29:00.000+00:00Jean Knee:[Looking up from my newspaper]No-one fin...Jean Knee:<BR/><BR/>[Looking up from my newspaper]<BR/><BR/>No-one finds you as fascinating as you do. That doesn't mean that we aren't fascinated by you.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, unlike spiders and balloons, there isn't an easy way of scaring you. "DO YOU REALISE YOU'RE STANDING ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN?" seems unlikely to work...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-74259656339529943512008-03-13T19:20:00.000+00:002008-03-13T19:20:00.000+00:00doesn't everyone find me as fascinating as I find ...doesn't everyone find me as fascinating as I find myself??<BR/><BR/><BR/>prolly shouldn't answer thatJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-79127963625039958722008-03-13T17:19:00.000+00:002008-03-13T17:19:00.000+00:00I love balloons, but I don't want them popping nea...I love balloons, but I don't want them popping near me<BR/><BR/>I love spiders but don't want them biting me<BR/><BR/><BR/>I hate heights. periodJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-6766979440841941752008-03-13T16:46:00.000+00:002008-03-13T16:46:00.000+00:00I won't inflate balloons because I get so worried ...I won't inflate balloons because I get so worried they're going to pop. They always seem to put them in children's party bags, and I've always refused to blow them up for Helena. <BR/><BR/>I don't really like being around others when they're blowing them up, though that's never stopped me creeping up behind them and shouting "BANG!" ;-)Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-84766539441724155822008-03-13T16:40:00.000+00:002008-03-13T16:40:00.000+00:00Bee:Perhaps "fouskaphobia" would have been better,...Bee:<BR/><BR/>Perhaps "fouskaphobia" would have been better, but they didn't think to ask me...<BR/><BR/>My ex has a mild form of this. It's not surprising that people are afraid of them.<BR/><BR/>Jean Knee:<BR/><BR/>After a spider free few months I saw one in my bedroom this morning. :-(Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-4659137586348564362008-03-13T15:38:00.000+00:002008-03-13T15:38:00.000+00:00I'm afraid of heights, that's why I never climb mo...I'm afraid of heights, that's why I never climb mountains.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hey Brian here's one for you<BR/><BR/><BR/>SPIDER BEHIND YOU!!Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-37400211044917697592008-03-13T14:48:00.000+00:002008-03-13T14:48:00.000+00:00I meant to say "make FUN" not make funny.I meant to say "make FUN" not make funny.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-61181568773890491282008-03-13T14:46:00.000+00:002008-03-13T14:46:00.000+00:00Make funny of me all you want but it's a real phob...Make funny of me all you want but it's a real phobia. It's called "Globophobia", it's true. That's funny cuz Globo is balloon in Spanish. <BR/>Anyway, imagine not being able to go to kids parties. Imagine not being able to go to any parties... hey! That should be my excuse always! Be right back.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-23878722189421713012008-03-13T00:57:00.000+00:002008-03-13T00:57:00.000+00:00it's probably not safe with me either.it's probably not safe with me either.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-38305922958141052842008-03-12T23:30:00.000+00:002008-03-12T23:30:00.000+00:00I assume that there won't be a great deal of alcoh...I assume that there won't be a great deal of alcohol at this shower? In which case I'll bring plenty... and get well tanked up before hand. That way even the nappy thing won't cause me any stress.<BR/><BR/>Bee:<BR/><BR/>Your secret's (probably) safe with us...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>BANG!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Sorry, couldn't resist...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-17771080521032503452008-03-12T18:29:00.000+00:002008-03-12T18:29:00.000+00:00I AM DEATHLY TERRIFIED OF BALLOONS...They are my K...I AM DEATHLY TERRIFIED OF BALLOONS...<BR/>They are my Kryptonite.<BR/><BR/>Oh, don't tell anyone because they'll use them to destroy me.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-39482328668378360092008-03-12T18:24:00.001+00:002008-03-12T18:24:00.001+00:00P.S. 11 thP.S. 11 thJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-10967939978059103972008-03-12T18:24:00.000+00:002008-03-12T18:24:00.000+00:00make him do that one wher you try to put a diaper ...make him do that one wher you try to put a diaper (the cloth kind with pins) on a balloonJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-70091861264592814152008-03-12T17:19:00.000+00:002008-03-12T17:19:00.000+00:00Make sure to play a buncha dippy games and pass th...Make sure to play a buncha dippy games and pass the gifts around two or three times.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-74091567786448589832008-03-12T16:51:00.000+00:002008-03-12T16:51:00.000+00:00May? I'm sure there's another one coming around th...May? I'm sure there's another one coming around then. Excuse me, I have to go and do some of that internet shopping ;-)Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-1136916638022631122008-03-12T16:48:00.000+00:002008-03-12T16:48:00.000+00:00Don't worry Brian, we'd make an exception and you ...Don't worry Brian, we'd make an exception and you could still come. It won't be until May so your parcel should be there by then.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-34085718131674029432008-03-12T16:34:00.000+00:002008-03-12T16:34:00.000+00:00Jean Knee:You were eleventh!Bee:They won't let me ...Jean Knee:<BR/><BR/>You were eleventh!<BR/><BR/>Bee:<BR/><BR/>They won't let me in as I'm not an expectant mother. I am however an expectant recipient of a parcel, and as I explained this means that I may have to reluctantly turn down some exciting social events.<BR/><BR/>However, I take back what I said about Scarlett - it must have been human error ;-)Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-16515674896521187852008-03-12T15:46:00.000+00:002008-03-12T15:46:00.000+00:00oh my gawwd Brian. attending a baby shower is as b...oh my gawwd Brian. attending a baby shower is as bad as it gets. <BR/><BR/><BR/> I hope you learn from this.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-86516643700781430722008-03-12T13:53:00.000+00:002008-03-12T13:53:00.000+00:00Look Brian, I let you say all sorts of lies about ...Look Brian, I let you say all sorts of lies about me like I'm not a lady and all that other gunk but I will not stand erm sit here and let you speak ill of my Scarlett!<BR/><BR/>Just for that, you will now be invited to Nancy's baby shower (party for expecting mothers) please bring a play pen. For the baby.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-62394279001357058982008-03-12T07:24:00.000+00:002008-03-12T07:24:00.000+00:00Bee:I think you might need to replace Scarlet with...Bee:<BR/><BR/>I think you might need to replace Scarlet with something more up to date. <BR/><BR/>I'll try and remember to notify Reuters next time...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-89741955740066367312008-03-12T06:58:00.000+00:002008-03-12T06:58:00.000+00:00Jean Knee:You're lucky. Unfortunately my flat does...Jean Knee:<BR/><BR/>You're lucky. Unfortunately my flat doesn't have a front porch ;-)Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-51491309909031436632008-03-12T03:58:00.000+00:002008-03-12T03:58:00.000+00:00I don't like it when these things happen behind my...I don't like it when these things happen behind my back! Now I can't leave a comment because I'm half an hour passed my bed time! <BR/><BR/>That's it. I'm gonna post at all hours of the day and not tell anybody!<BR/><BR/>Oh. Then I wouldn't have any visitors...<BR/><BR/>I'll think up a new plan and NOT let you guys know about it!<BR/><BR/>hmmmpff! >:o[Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2155163465692365863.post-83370312169362949992008-03-12T01:12:00.000+00:002008-03-12T01:12:00.000+00:00all our packages are left (thrown?) on the front p...all our packages are left (thrown?) on the front porch. They never ring the bellJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.com