Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Wordy Wednesday - Holiday Report

It seems that I'm in good company. All the other major European dignataries are on holiday as well. Gordon Brown has gone to Scotland to do volunteer work. Sarkozy is in the Riveria showing off his wife, and Vladimir "Gas" Putin is having an environmentally friendly holiday climbing trees and making friends with the locals.

"Do you come here often?"

So far the weather has been changeable, as expected. Yesterday was wet all day. I had arranged to go and see my mother today on the basis of the BBC's five day weather forecast, which on Sunday was showing a picture of a big yellow sun on a cloudless blue sky, suggesting something like this:

Sadly, when I got up this morning the view from my window didn't quite match this picture. it was still rather wet, even if the torrential downpours had stopped.

By the time we'd got ready and arrived at my mother's, it was at least looking a bit better, so she took us to the docks. Helena was thirsty, so we went to a "Costa" coffee place and had drinks. 2 iced fruit drinks and one coffee cost around £9! Still, when you're on holiday you expect to get ripped off, so I didn't complain.

I've often wondered what it would be like living on a narrow boat. There were a couple for sale at the dock, though neither had prices on them, but I bet they're cheaper than the trendy flats in the converted warehouses. There's something tempting about life on the canal.

There used to be a programme on TV about canals, in the days when I used to watch UK broadcasts, and there were all sorts of people like Toyah Wilcox, David Suchet and Prunella Scales and her husband extolling the virtues of boating holidays.

Living in one permanently is a different story, of course. Sadly, my office isn't on a canal route, and I suspect that internet access might be an issue. And where would my piano go?

After some consideration, I decided not to embark on a life on the water just yet. I'll wait until I've accumulated a few million and afford one of those yachts with the bikini-clad girls.

I suppose I'm not going to do that any time soon if I keep spending £3 a head on coffee. Still, the main thing is that our holiday has so far been enjoyable and relaxing.


Jean Knee said...


Jean Knee said...

You need to open one of those shops and charge 9 lbs a pop.

you'll have your yacht in no time.

knowing what a ladie's man Putin is makes that picture oh so disturbing.
That is Putin right? can't tell for sure seeing him with his shirt on and all

Jean Knee said...

and also, yea for vacation!

even if it does cost you out yer ass

Brian o vretanos said...

Why didn't I think of making millions out of coffee? After all, it worked for Mr Starbucks...

Jean Knee said...

just make sure you can order a small coffee

can't do that at Starbucks

Jean Knee said...

P.S. Will you put the clock back up? My adding skills suck

Brian o vretanos said...

I took the clock away because it wasn't working and it was causing my page to take ages to load. I might have a go at putting it back...

Brian o vretanos said...

If it's before 4 o'clock your time add 8, if it's after 4 o'clock then subtract 4.

Jean Knee said...

I know how to do it, I just like looking at the clodon't put it back if it's a problem

I'll be okay


Bee said...

I really hate not have internet access at work and Scarlet turning into a bitch in her old age and not letting me comment!

The only drinks worthy of so much money are those that have a heavy dose of alcohol.