Saturday, 31 January 2009

Motoring Section

A car is never just a means of transport. It's a way of making a statement. Now, I drive around in a Skoda. What does that say about me? It says that I'm careful, not flashy, and that I didn't buy a car as a way of making a statement.

What would a car like this say about its owner?

13 comments:

Dan said...

First! It would say I have way too much money and a small penis.

Dan said...

I would like to revise my last comment....it would say that the person that owns that car has way to much money and the person who owns that car has a small penis.

Jean Knee said...

owners a dumbass

and the small penis thing Dan said

Bee said...

To me it says "Please mug me because I'm stupid."

I can't see anything on it about a penis.

Chris Wood said...

Maybe it says the owner has a small, sparkly gold penis?

Tracys Ramblings said...

I would never feel safe in or around that car. Lord Knows, I would just see it, probably get so mad that I would black out and then awaken to find that I had run my super mini van's keys all over it.

I am lucky enough to live in the same town as the Fairie Car, driven by who else but the crazy Fairie Lady! She wears wings and antennae all the time but the car is covered in this bizarre mosaic stuff and it has little figures that stand up all over the place, and of course, wings.
IT makes me so proud.

Tracys Ramblings said...

I think that someone driving that car says "Please, date me for my money and leave me once you've spent it all."
But I also agree with Chris, it's making up for the penis.

for a different kind of girl said...

In some of the suburbs around where I live, it would say, "Daddy's sorry he doesn't spend as much time with you as he should, honey. Here. Hope this makes up for it."

Jean Knee said...

what kind of price tag is on a car like that?

I drive a toyota camry, what does that say about me?

Brian o vretanos said...

All:

Thankyou for your comments. My first reaction was the same as Bee's.

Jean Knee:

I've no idea how much that would be - given the state of the car market today, you might be able to arrange to trade in your Toyota for one.

US models are different from here, so I'm not sure what it says about you...

Kat said...

Small, small appendix.

Tracys Ramblings said...

I drive a super mini van. What does that say about me?

Brian o vretanos said...

Tracy:

It says "give this vehicle a wide berth - the driver is busy being distracted by several children" ;-)