So it was with some trepidation that I opened the parcel. I wondered if I should call the bomb squad, but decided to be brave (or reckless?)
Anyway, it contained... a stapler, which I have installed next to my other one as you can see.
The statue is called "Brian o vretanos", although the face needs to be put on. My printer doesn't do photos very well, so I've done this electronically.
I think this is the most thoughtful and unique present I've ever had. Thankyou, Jean Knee!
The stapler even works...
13 comments:
LMAO.
That absolutely rocks!!!
Great job Jean!!
So ummm... what she's saying is that you have a staple butt??
Hee hee hee!
Awesome jean knee!
You look quite handsome as a stapler, Brian. I was gonna put your girl friend's head on a staple remover but my printer is kaput.
sorry about the sucky shoes but there again I couldn't print anything out so had to use the newspaper.
I think that qualifies me as a collage artist now.
Chris:
Isn't it great?
Bee:
I don't understand American English. What's a staple butt???
Jean Knee:
It would never ever in a million years have occurred to me that you could make people out of staplers. I'd have thought of the obvious - standing it the "normal" way up and putting eyes on it to look like, say, a frog, but never a person.
Your stuff should be in a gallery. It's better than a can of shit any day...
I think that may be the coolest stapler ever! Please inform Jean Knee that my birthday is in September.
And I don't think that Bee's term Staple Butt is a real term because I haven't even heard of it. Maybe she's pulling it out of her fantastico world only known to Bee.
Beeisms:
Staple butt = No gas.
Thank you ladies and gents, I will give another mini lecture tomorrow at 8 pm CTS.
I've always wanted my art to be better than shit in a can, and now it is.
dreams can come true
Tracy:
I think Jean Knee may have discovered her calling - Stapler Artist.
Beenglish:
You should compile a dictionary.
Jean Knee:
At least the stapler won't explode.
I just thumbed my nose at your effigy and nothing even happened. did it give you a nightmare?
Jean Knee:
That wasn't very nice...
I'm sure it did, but as I was asleep, I don't actually know...
That GBC is looking yummy, I must be hungry!
Brian, I have a new and fascinating post up with 11 comments. where have you been?
Bee:
I'll make you some and send it to you...
Jean Knee:
I was watching Emilia. I put your blog on the RSS thing the other day so that I wouldn't miss any of your posts.
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