BRIAN!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I'll have to print it. Actually be careful that nobody steals it! And if you find out they did, we'll smack 'em around a little for you.
Dear brian and Bee. Inspired by the knocked up seven times broad, I too will be having a swimsuit issue in the near future--please send me your photos--I'm very serious.
I swim just like that, but I still do it. I even swim in the backyard kiddie pool with Lean except probably not this year since she ditched me for her friends
You know, I think that ICD may have just become my favorite holiday. It used to be Halloween but this one is just as fun with less effort. Your card was very funny. That would be the last thing I would want to see if sick!
Jean Knee- Asking for a picture of me in my swimsuit is like asking an old wrinkly woman who's dressed like a teenager how old she is. It just isn't done. Besides, the only bathing suit I own is a maternity one and it shows all of my tattoos. I don't want you all to think I'm a freak. I'm still shooting for June Cleaver Mom Of The Year.
Είμαι βρετανός αλλά γεννήθηκα στην Κύπρο, και έμεινα εκεί όταν ήμουν έφηβος. Για αυτό, μ' ενδιαφέρει η ελληνική γλώσσα και ο πολιτισμός.
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23 comments:
I am first to comment on this virginal canvas!!!
BRIAN!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
I'll have to print it. Actually be careful that nobody steals it! And if you find out they did, we'll smack 'em around a little for you.
Ha ha! Still laughing!
Bee:
Glad you liked it. Thankyou for telling us about ICD.
I love icd day only I don't have one.
did you have any one in mind for that card? someone at work maybe?
how come you never mention the dumb masses at your work?
Who's gonna be first???????
Why would you send a get well card to a dead guy ?
or is that the funny part ?
sorry but my head hurts
Jean Knee:
I was first!
I had no-one in particular in mind for the card.
Dan:
Well, it is supposed to be an inappropriate card ;-)
how come you never mention the dumb masses at your work?
Dear brian and Bee. Inspired by the knocked up seven times broad, I too will be having a swimsuit issue in the near future--please send me your photos--I'm very serious.
Jean Knee:
I don't mention them because
1. They're not at all interesting, unlike Bee's Bats
2. They're much more IT literate than Bee's Bats, so would catch me.
What kind of photo do you want???
you in your bathing suit of course
Jean Knee:
Did you suffer any head injuries as a result of this accident? Just curious...
Unfortunately, I don't own a bathing suit. I haven't swum since I was 15.
say it ain't so Brian, you don't go swimming?????
I swam when I was in my teens in Cyprus. I was like a paddle steamer - lots of noise and splashing...
I swim just like that, but I still do it.
I even swim in the backyard kiddie pool with Lean except probably not this year since she ditched me for her friends
dang, I lost him
so how about you Bee? send me a swimsuit pic?
Tracy, Dan?
You know, I think that ICD may have just become my favorite holiday. It used to be Halloween but this one is just as fun with less effort.
Your card was very funny. That would be the last thing I would want to see if sick!
Jean Knee- Asking for a picture of me in my swimsuit is like asking an old wrinkly woman who's dressed like a teenager how old she is. It just isn't done.
Besides, the only bathing suit I own is a maternity one and it shows all of my tattoos. I don't want you all to think I'm a freak. I'm still shooting for June Cleaver Mom Of The Year.
Happy Inappropriate Card Day, Brian! Thanks for helping to spread the word!
Jean Knee:
Looks like you're going to be doing the swimsuit thing on your own.
Tracy:
As far as freaky is concerned, don't forget we've all read your blog ;-)
Diesel:
It's a brilliant idea. You should sell it to the card companies.
of couse, I'm such a dumbass
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