I know what you're thinking,but I don't have one like this.
On one of the sites I went to whilst looking for a report in English, they commented that it would be great for writing down girl's phone numbers. If you can pull the chicks wearing it. It reminds me of the screens the Teletubbies have on their chests.
However, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they'll become a must-have fashion item. Just in case, it'll be a good idea to work out what you'd write on yours. Well, any ideas?
I've decided what I would put. Can you guess what that would be?
64 comments:
FIRST!!!
Your's would say:
"Hi, my name is Brian."
What do I win?
Mine would say:
"Hi my name is- Hi my name is... Slim Shady wikiwiki"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Name_Is
Bee:
No that wasn't what I was thinking, so you don't win anything.
I'll give you a massive clue - I wasn't thinking of any rap lyrics either...
"Emilia, please marry me"
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
"I'm lost!"
"Pass the Cava"
I think you would have a stapler since Jean Knee made you in to one.
Or you could have a book put on one since you're a big fan of reading books that I would never read.
Or it would say "I'm probably smarter than you but I won't hold that against you."
That's my opinion anyways.
Ooh ooh or it would just say
FIRST
Or maybe ELEVENTH
Or it could say "Call me on the tele"
No that's what mine might say.
eleventh!
Or it could say
TRACY JUST BECAME ELEVENTH...WOOT
BEE I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
Sorry Tracy, I had to be sneaky! ;op
I had a whole witty plan and you just went and peed in my cheerios.
I like this idea you had: "I'm probably smarter than you but I won't hold that against you."
Well, thank you. Flattery always works on me.
I think Dan's should say "In accordance to the prophecy, make me a sandwich."
No, his should say:
"I am not GAY... not that there's anything wrong with that."
Oh, that's a good one. I love how he always writes "not that there's anything wrong with that" everytime he mentions a gay person. I vote for that one.
Mine should read, "I pee on cheerios"
Brian is going to vomit. ;op
I wonder what mine would say. Any ideas?
I like the cheerios one for you.
"Well, you ASKED for my opinion! Get off your pissy pot and stop crying about it!"
Too long?? :o)
I like it. My hubby also said "You just walked into a shitstorm." That's one of my favorite sayings.
HA HA! That one is good too!
Yeah, I think he's pretty proud of it too!
Won't Brian love us when he discovers that we've taken over his comment section?
He's used to it by now.
He'll say something British like "Pip pip"
Maybe he'll call us on his tele to say it.
Well, I must go now. My children are starting WW3. Must police the monkeys.
Ha! maybe he's hiding.
L8TR
Tracy:
Bad luck at not being 11th - Bee can be evil sometimes ;-)
You're both quite welcome to hijack my comments - it's been a while since that happened.
Neither of you have managed to guess correctly. Where's Jean Knee? She might be able to get it...
Bee:
.Hiding? You should know by now that I watch the news between 6 and 7
I didn't realize what time it was. It's only at work tht I watch the clock.
"Brian the Brit?"
Bee:
Nope.
One of Tracy's ideas made me just think of the following:
"You might think I'm smarter than you, but you're probably wrong..."
ha! That one's good too!
"I'm not a geek!"
Shoot, I thought one of mine would be right!
Where is Jean Knee?
And you're very right Brian. She was like a snake in the grass, waiting to pounce on me and she was successful. She got to be both first and 11th. It's a shame really.
she's done that pouncing thing before. so very sneaky
my sweet hub made a shirt for my mom to wear when she stands next to me...I'll email it to you
I've been doing the stupid yard and grocery shopping ewww.
Jean Knee:
That sounds intriguing.
I don't mind shopping, though I never get everything I need, so end up making several trips a week.
Have you tried the online shopping thing? I don't like the idea, personally, but some people find it takes all the hassle away.
It's All Greek To Me
Jean Knee:
Είναι απλά, κάνεις μια παραγγελία με την υπεραγορά online για τα προϊόντα που θέλεις, και τα μεταφέρουν στο σπίτι σου. Δεν το κάνουν αυτό στην ΗΠΑ;;;
okay, no way I'm gonna translate that or anything so just writ it in English.
BEE!! Brian's speaking greek
Back Up?
Leave Me Alone?
Beat It, Junior?
What's Happening Hot Stuff?
Where's The Beef?
Huh?
am i close?
To save Bee the trouble, here's Babel Fish's translation:
It is simply, you make a order with the supermarket online for the products that you want, and him they transport in your house. Him they do not make this in USA;;;
I don't think my Greek's that illiterate ;-)
It didn't even translate the question marks...
I did get the "simply" bit wrong, though, should have been απλό, not απλά ;-)
Hands up all those who noticed...
my gawwd what a rookie mistake
I rarely literate in English forget any othe language except maybe pig latin--even then I have to think about it
my shirt would say:
Back Up Yvonne, I don't give a crap about Your Ranch
Jean Knee:
Latin-speaking pigs conjures up a picture.
Et tu, Butcher!
55 th !!!!
haa ha ha ha haa
that might not be exactly what the pig would say
how bout you too, asswipe?
nahhh yours is way better
Dan:
Is that what you'd put on your T-shirt? "55th"?
So, I'm ready now to hear what you would put on your shirt Brian. Have out with it.
Tracy:
My idea was to leave it completely blank...
Related but less subtle versions would be:
"This Space Intentionally Left Blank"
"No Comment"
"Tacet."
I thought Jean Knee might have guessed that. Oh well...
No offense Brian but I like our suggestions better.
I think I especially like jean knee's "It's all Greek to me"
Bee:
I prefer the other suggestions too, though I wouldn't walk around with any of them on my tshirt ;-)
fraidy cat
Jean Knee:
I'd prefer to say that I have standards... but you're right ;-)
I thought you were going to say that your shirt would say "First!" I'm ashamed.
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