Thankyou, and enjoy the rest of your journey.
This is your Captain speaking. We shall be landing shortly, so please fasten your seatbelts... (To copilot) No! Not that lever! ...
Meanwhile the passengers all spill their cocktails.
Modern aircraft are designed for every emergency. The passengers can be thankful that their seatbelts and the aircraft's robust engineering have protected them from too much injury.
Well, okay, perhaps I spoke too soon.
7 comments:
Brian you are one sick dude!
Sick!
Killing off all those imaginary passengers cocktails!!
OH!
FIRST!!
you should be one of those life coaches and guide people who are afraid to fly.
Brian your panty club membership is about to expire.
Bee:
I know, it was a waste, but it was the cocktails that ignited and caused the fatal fire.
Jean Knee:
I'm seriously considering it. If I survive the flight home...
what a way to go. Are you flying anytime soon?
Dan:
I'm flying next week.
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