I rarely get spam, because my email service generally detects it. It all goes into a "Spam" inbox, which, since I don't usually look at my email on the web, I rarely see. After a month it gets deleted.
So today, being away from home and using webmail, I checked my spam. In there were loads of email notifications of blog comment posts, which explains why I went for about a week without seeing any. Why it thought that your words of wit and wisdom (and mine!) were spam, I don't know. I also found a 3-week old email from a friend who probably thought that I was ignoring him.
Talking of spam, most of the subject lines are fairly innocuous. Some even appeared to be offering special offers on meals out ("Get Extra Meat"), but "Blast her womb with your huge cannon"??? Perhaps a new surgical instrument for gynaecologists? I'm glad I don't look through that inbox very often...
Drive her wild with all that meat!