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Whilst it would be hard to improve on this idea, I have a few more suggestions:
- The Michael Jackson Gunieau Pig Breeding Centre - In honour of the man who let surgeons practice their new techniques, and make their mistakes on him so that no-one else has to walk around looking like that.
- The Hugh Grant Drama School - If they name one after him, he'll have to go there, so hopefully he might pick up some acting tips.
- The Quentin Tarantino Centre for Linguistic Studies - In translating his films, language experts have pushed back the boundaries of their knowledge of obscence dialects.
- The Dick Cheney Medical Centre - A purpose built centre for the foremost specialists in the field of hunting injuries.