In view of the fact that Bee is sick, I decided to postpone the "surprise balloon" post and the Vertigo tribute and instead offer some health advice on how to beat Chiropteronic Influenza, commonly known as "Bat Flu".
So here are my top tips:
Drink Plenty - All the experts are agreed that a large intake of fluids is a good thing.
Lemon Remedies - These soothe and are a good source of citric acid and vitamins.
Rest - Try and do as little as possible.
Warmth - Again, experts are unanimous on the need for extra warmth.
All of which can be summarised as follows:
Drink a large amount of cocktails, each with slices of lemon (a twist of lime won't hurt either), hold the ice, add some fire, and get someone else to make them for you.
Something like this, perhaps:
The great thing is that whether it works or not, after you've had a few you'll be beyond caring.
Oh, and try to avoid too much excitement. This may mean restricting blog reading to the more serious ones - such as this one.