[Source] (of the picture, not the, erm, waste products)Whilst it would be hard to improve on this idea, I have a few more suggestions:
- The Michael Jackson Gunieau Pig Breeding Centre - In honour of the man who let surgeons practice their new techniques, and make their mistakes on him so that no-one else has to walk around looking like that.
- The Hugh Grant Drama School - If they name one after him, he'll have to go there, so hopefully he might pick up some acting tips.
- The Quentin Tarantino Centre for Linguistic Studies - In translating his films, language experts have pushed back the boundaries of their knowledge of obscence dialects.
- The Dick Cheney Medical Centre - A purpose built centre for the foremost specialists in the field of hunting injuries.
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16 comments:
The Mike Tyson School of Financial Management
Still can't believe that guy burned through almost 30 million dollars
The Dan school of Effeminate Walking.
The Bee School for Sharpe Spelers.
The jean knee School of Drivers.
The Brian School if Dance.
How about the
Racheal Ray Abbreviation School where you can learn to turn anything into a few meaningless letters like EVOO.
I don't like her.
Sully:
I might enrol - I'd love the chance to spend that kind of money...
Bee:
I'm definitely interested in the driving one - learning how to fob off police officers who've stopped you in a stolen car full of stolen plates would be a useful skill.
Tracy:
They only put "words" like that in dictionaries for the publicity and to prove that they're up to date. It'll never catch on. A school that teaches you to understand OPSAs (Other People's Stupid Abbreviations) would be a good idea ;-)
Bee
?!?!? ot some beef with me? huh? do you?
The Donald Trump school of hair design.
Dan:
I'd have thought that they should name a riding school after you, perhaps "Dan's Ponys" or something...
There must be a lot of people who wonder how DT gets his hair to look like that.
I've never been on a Pony before, but I have mounted an enormous horse.
How about
Fag break lessons in Brian's Pub.
Dan:
TMI! I've no wish to pry into what you might be mounting...
I'd be happy to have a pub-related institution named after me, just so long as it isn't a drying out clinic.
I
AM
ELEVENTH!!!!!!!!!!!
I
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan- That teeny tiny little horse you were on was no bigger than one of my kids My Little Ponys!
That's why I think we should name a school after you because you still managed to look cool on top of that miniature horse.
Dan's School Of Looking Cool In Any Situation
it's true Dan, that horse looked just like pinkie pie pony
The Rosie O'Donnell school of charm.
Dan, tell people how you lost your undies in a Hawks game.
Tracy's Institute for the Chronically Eleventh
Jean Knee:
As long as they only name it after her, they should be alright ;-)
so Dan how did you lose your undies?
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