I'm my own worst enemy. My laid back attitude means that I do everything at the last minute. Yesterday I realised that it's getting rather late for posting parcels across the Atlantic in time for Christmas, and I haven't yet told you what I want. So here's my 2007 Christmas List:
A Gift Voucher - good at any lawyers for a divorce. Alternatively, something of equivalent value, such as ownership of a gold mine.
A Light - like the one they use in "The Prisoner". This makes sure that you get a good night's sleep, so I can stop looking like I'm practising for a role in a George Romero film.
Einstein's Brain - so I can get my head round the Theory of Relativity.
A Food Maker - like the ones they have on "Star Trek". Who needs recipes, or cookers, or indeed kitchens?
A Force Field - that stops spiders getting into my flat.
So it's a fairly modest list of bits and pieces. Alternatively, I'll settle for a new jumper or some socks...