Anyway, today someone mentioned the Postal Strike. News of this hasn't yet reached the Mediterranean, so I was surprised to hear that this had been going on for some days. Nevertheless, it explains a few things that had had me puzzled.
Mail I've Not Recieved:
- Lawyer's Letter: This is concerning a long-lost relative who I don't know, but who has died and left me a fortune.
- Parcel: I responded to a generous email which offered to sell me some amazing blue pills, and some female-attracting pheremones, and now I know why I've not recieved this, despite my credit card being debited.
- Invitation: To lunch at Buckingham Palace
- Bank Letter: Telling me of an "error in my favour". The one I never seem to get when I play Monopoly
- Apology: From the Post Office for the inconvenience caused by the strike, together with a book of free stamps
- My Reply: From Emilia Kenevezou.
So now I know. It'll all be a few more days.
I'm curious - is anyone else missing any important mail?
19 comments:
FIRST WOOWHOO!!
DANCING WITH JOY!
How about you post a picture of this woman you're infatuated with??
I know how you feel since my future husband Brad Pitt still has not respnded to the 1,000,000 letters I've sent him... although there's no strike here... interesting!
BTW, a week ago I got a letter from some guy in Nigeria saying my relative had died and they needed someone with the last name Cordova to claim his inheritance.
I just assumed it was a scam but maybe I should send him the $10,000 for processing fees?
Bee x 4 (!):
Woman who'll be infatuated with me:
Pictures appear to be few and far between, but I'll have a look.
Brad Pitt:
Well, he's a busy man, he probably hasn't got around to replying yet.
Nigerian Legacy:
It would be a shame to miss out when they've gone to all that trouble to locate you. But if you're worried, you could send me the $10,000 and I'll make sure it gets there.
I'm so flustered that I'm on your blog I can't think of any of my usual innane comments.
The Horror!
Do you read those Adrian Mole books?
So where's your photo?
some of that foreign talk looks Greek to me!
sometimes I crack myself up
this is my fourth comment and you havent responded?
dang
Is it my grammer and spelling flaws?
J/K: Welcome!
Time Delay:
Sorry, but I'm busy trawling through the blog options, all of which are in Greek.
Adrian Mole:
No. I did see about one episode on TV. Why? What are you trying to tell me?
Photo:
There will be photos of some description as soon as I get a camera...
Nigerian Legacy:
Oh, okay I'll wire you the money but I need a processing fee of $1,000.
You can send it to me by certified bank check.
Bee - High Finance:
Will hard currency do (Pounds from the Bank of Monopoly)?
Since it's your blog, do I have to let you have the last word?
First and Last Word Freak:
Well, now that depends on what the rules are, doesn't it? If you really want to put the last comment on each post then I'm not going to stop you.
I'll behave.
Behave:
Hmmm, not sure that's desirable or likely...
Anyway, make yourself at home ;-)
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Μπη:
καλημέρα! Το ξέρω αυτό. Τι θέλεις να πεις;
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